Life Gives You Lemons

How did Jezebel know about my ex-boyfriend?
June 22, 2007, 9:22 pm
Filed under: news of the weird

I’d be a liar if I said I read Jezebel for serious news and professional articles, but this is the second hit this week. Looks like the US Govt’s suddenly ready to come clean about the dirty CIA:

The CIA intercepted Jane Fonda’s mail and tried to assassinate a lot of world leaders, unwittingly tested drugs on civilians, and lots of other really savory stuff that your ex-boyfriend, the one with the trust fund and the unnatural sense of rage, already knew about already, but they’re finally declassifying the documents.

If a private “consultancy” named Sky-trader is in there somewhere, well, maybe he wasn’t lying about that civilian Bronze Star after all. But how did she know about the trust fund and unnatural sense of rage? Eeep.


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